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After unveiling the mystery of the demon shark, Shag and Scoob decided to relax with a little scooba-doobin'. While exploring the coral reef they discovered a weird little statue that looked half-human, half-octopus. "Wwwhhaaattt a sourrpussss, eh Scooob. Get it? Octopusss. Sourpusss." Shag bubbled under water.
Just then the statue begins to glow with a green, eerie light. And a mysterious doorway rumbles open beneath the waves. A giant tentacle reached out for our Scooby Duo. They barely escaped to the surface and quickly made their way to the beach.
But by now, the ancient, ruined city had risen out of the waters. The
Great Old One, Cthulhu,
emerged from the opened portal. Its tentacles
wove in bizarre patterns as it guttered some long lost language. It all
made sense now. The demon shark was a frozen minion of Cthulhu!
"Zoinks! Whatta we do Scoob?" yammered Shaggy.
"I rot it, Raggy! Rait right here." Scooby said with a gleam in his eye. He held up the strange idol they had found down below. He absorbed its cosmic energies and released
the power of SCOOBY DOOM!
Quickly SCOOBY DOOM! went to work. He sped away and returned with a giant stick of butter and a truckload of lemons. "I ruv caramari!" He quickly mixed the lemony buttery substance together in a bowl that was way too small to hold all of it; but that is the power of SCOOBY DOOM!
He grabbed a gigantic spoon and poured the powerful garnish all over the Mighty Cthulhu.
With his meal properly basted, the Scoobinator sank his teeth into his greatest meal yet, an
otherplanar deity. Within moments, Doomdog had left nothing behind but a pile of gigantic
bones.
If there is one cosmic truth, it is don't mess with SCOOBY DOOM!
Oh, but there was one little side effect . . .
